bitch ?

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even God loves a good laff

http://moveoversatan.blogspot.com/2006/06/monsignor-advicea-new-priest-at-his.html

life today

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when..>>>>>>1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.>>>>>>2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.>>>>>>3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.>>>>>>4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.>>>>>>5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that>>>they don't have e-mail addresses.>>>>>>6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if>>>anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.>>>>>>7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the>>>screen.>>>>>>8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the>>>first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and>>>you turn around to go and get it.>>>>>>>>>10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.>>>>>>11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)>>>>>>12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.>>>>>>13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this>>>message.>>>>>>14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.>>>>>>15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this>>>list.>>>>>>AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself...>>>

ask and u shall receive

I asked for strength and God gave me difficulties to make me strong.
I asked for wisdom andGod gave me problems to solve.

I asked for prosperity andGod gave me brawn and brains to work.
I asked for courage andGod gave me dangers to overcome.

I asked for patience and God placed me in situations where I was forced to wait.
I asked for love andGod gave me troubled people to help.

I asked for favors andGod gave me opportunities.
I received nothing I wanted

I received everything I needed.


My prayers have all been answered.
Author Unknown
But Very Much Appreciated!

lovers on line

Karen and I

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marry me

A Professor at one of the IIM's was explaining economics/marketingconceptsto the Students:-

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!"- That's Direct Marketing

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and seea gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to herand pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up toher and get her telephone number.The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."- That's Telemarketing

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You getup and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her,pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?"- That's Public Relations

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl.She walks up to you and says:"You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up toher and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!"She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.- That's Customer Feedback

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up toher and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.- That's demand and supply gap

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her:"I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him- That's competition eating into your market share

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives.- That's restriction for entering new markets

old jeans

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when two net lovers meet in the real

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God told me to go to war

PM attacked on Iraq 'God' remarks

Mr Blair's remarks
Anti-war campaigners have criticised Tony Blair after he suggested his decision to go to war in Iraq would ultimately be judged by God.
The prime minister told ITV1's Parkinson chat show: "If you believe in God (the judgement) is made by God."

Reg Keys, whose son was killed in Iraq, said Mr Blair was "using God as a get-out for total strategic failure" and his comments were "abhorrent".
But Labour MP Stephen Pound praised Mr Blair for being "painfully honest".
'Right thing'

Mr Blair told Michael Parkinson, in an interview being screened on Saturday, how he had struggled with his conscience when making decisions about a potential war in Iraq.
The British people have long appeared cautious, if not downright suspicious, of politicians who claim to be motivated by faith

Analysis: God and politics
PM Iraq war comments in full

"When you're faced with a decision like that, and some of those decisions have been very, very difficult, most of all because you know... there are people's lives... and, in some case, their death," he said.
"The only way you can take a decision like that is to try to do the right thing according to your conscience."
He said: "I think if you have faith about these things, then you realise that that judgement is made by other people... and if you believe in God, it's made by God as well."

When asked if he had prayed to God on the matter, he replied: "I don't want to go into that... you struggle with your own conscience about it... in the end, you do what you think is the right thing."

Red Caps killed
Mr Keys, who stood in the 2005 General Election as an anti-war candidate in Mr Blair's constituency of Sedgefield, said religion had nothing to do with the Iraq war.
"And the people who will be his judge is not God, it will be the families of the bereaved British soldiers and it will be the families of the bereaved innocent Iraqis who have all been slaughtered in this totally unnecessary conflict."

HAVE YOUR SAY
As an elected official he has to answer to his electorate before he answers to his God
Michael, Cheadle, UK
Send us your views Mr Keys' son, Lance Corporal Tom Keys, was one of six Red Caps killed by an Iraqi mob in Majar Al-Kabir in June 2003.
Mr Keys, the founder of campaign group Military Families Against The War, said going to war had been a "catastrophic political blunder".
He accused Mr Blair of "jumping on the same bandwagon" as US President George W Bush, who caused a storm after saying he decided to invade Iraq because he was on a "mission from God".

"Are we really seeing over 100 coffins coming back (to the UK) because God told him (Mr Blair) to go to war?"
Rose Gentle, whose son Gordon was killed in Basra in 2004, said: "A good Christian wouldn't be for this war.
"I'm actually quite disgusted by the comments. It's a joke."

'Reluctant'
Dr Evan Harris, a Liberal Democrat MP and honorary associate of the National Secular Society, said Mr Blair's comments were "bizarre" and warned against politicians making "references to deity" in public life.

BBC political correspondent Terry Stiasny said: "Tony Blair was very reluctant to actually say that he did pray to God about these decisions, and it's a reluctance we've often seen in Tony Blair in the past when it comes to talking about his own private religious faith...
"This is the nearest we've seen for some time of Tony Blair admitting a little bit that his actions were guided by his own private religious faith."







Mr Pound told BBC Two's Newsnight that Mr Blair was being "painfully honest" and, as he would not be seeking re-election as prime minister, his comments should be taken as apolitical.
"If this was anything to do with trying to appeal to the electorate, he wouldn't be so excruciatingly honest," he said.
"If he was trying to go that awful American route of guns, gods and gays and try to link politics to religion, then he wouldn't be doing it this way."
Addressing a union conference in London on Saturday, Mr Blair made a joke about the reaction to his remarks.
After saying he was sorry to have missed the opening address, the prime minister added: "I probably missed the prayers as well. That's a joke for the media."
Parkinson, ITV1, 2155 GMT on Saturday, 4 March

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/4773124.stm

one ting i am damn sure
America and Britain will never forget this period in their history which will be assigned to the joke books
and David Letterman and Jay Leno and gang made a killing

and we laff at the muslims and their jehad
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/02/27/opinion/polls/main1350874.shtml

advertizing gurus

hmmm

crazy mixed up kids

1. hehehe

at a bar one day

at a bar
a guy says to another
'i slept wid yr mom last night'

the whole bar room gasped
and waited for the blows to be exchanged



the other guy just laffs and says
'go home dad
u r drunk'

u r a bad man Charlie Brown