forbidden love ....

kkkk

David Letterman ......

Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees."

I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
"Fine art and pizza delivery, what we do falls neatly in between!"

Sometimes something worth doing is worth overdoing.

New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move


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the one liner King , Jay Leno ....

How many have seen this movie "March of The Penguins”? It’s doing huge business. You know why they’re marching? They can’t afford the gas.

President Bush has indicated that the President of Iran will receive a visa to come to the United States. I’m as shocked as you. You still need a visa to come to the U.S.? I thought they did away with that stuff years ago.

As you know, President Bush is taking 5 weeks off. It’s like he’s still in the National Guard.

California education officials said today that the state of California needs 52,000 more teachers. They say we are facing a huge teacher shortage. In fact, by the year 2007, they said many students will be forced to have sex with each other.

Yesterday the Kansas City Royals lost their 13th game in a row. Thirteen in a row. So apparently, President Bush isn’t the only one taking the entire month of August off.

That 79-year-old priest from St. Patrick's Cathedral in New York City has resigned after allegations that he had an affair. He said he was stepping down to spend more time with his girlfriend.

According to "The New York Post”, runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks was supposed to get married today, it never happened. Ironically she showed up at the church and everybody else left town.

Today is the 24th anniversary of the IBM personal computer. Experts say it revolutionized work and made people more productive at the office. Except for the six hours a day they’re emailing friends looking at porn and playing solitaire.


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the Bihari .....

'I've mocked Vajpayee, but he admires me'
By Vinay Krishna Rastogi in Lucknow
Wednesday, 09 June , 2004, 15:45

King of Satire Shekhar Suman says his TV career has come to an end. He wants to get back to the film world. Excerpts from an exclusive interview:


What are your future plans on the small screen?
I think that my TV career has come to an end. It was like a holiday and now the holiday is over. I would now pursue my film career in right earnest.
Slide-Show: Shekhar Suman's dream Cabinet

But you have not yet bid adieu to TV because a new programme is to be telecast.
The new show will be telecast from June 5. It will be an extension of the Pol Khol show. While the lid-blowing Pol Khol satire was limited to elections and politicians, the new programme -- an extension of the old one -- would cover other aspects of life with a lot of humour and wit.

Tell us something more about the new show.
In the new format, the heat would be turned on all newsmakers, be it politicos, film personalities, industrialists, sports stars or others. I have, however, finally decided to say good bye to TV shortly.

Could you name some famous people who are your admirers?
I have ridiculed and lampooned Atalji a number of times. But as he is a true democrat and champion of free speech, he is one of my admirers. Sonia, I have heard, takes my gags and spoofs with a pinch of salt. Most hated man!

Have you made many enemies in the political world?
I don’t know. There might be silent enemies. But when I rub people on the wrong side, there is nothing personal about it

You have been blamed for taking side of certain political parties, as if you are their campaign manager.
This is wrong. I only know that the show has helped improving the sense of humour of the masses. I have tried to teach them the joy of laughing, even at one's own self . Humour makes you laugh. Bitter and sardonic criticism makes you angry

Do you think the rural folks are humourous?
I think people in the country side and small towns are capable of delivering grand rip-offs and crisp, sparkling wit than their counterparts in metros. They sprinkle wit like betel juice.

What is your opinion of Laloo Prasad Yadav, who also wins elections partly because of his rustic humour?
Laloo and I share interesting vibes. Shatrughan Sinha’s `Chamchas` wanted him to take me to task. But he only told them, "Let him do his job.”

THE JAY LENO HANGOVER
I have thoroughly objected to drawing parallels between us. When I started out, I didn't know who Jay Leno was. Basically, India has a tradition of stand-ups called Sutradhars. The idea is to relate with the common man. Just because he comes on CNBC, we are being compared. Bill Cosby, Johnny Carson, David Letterman and others have been legends in the stand-up act but each has his own unique flavour.

Little Johnny, the harami ....

Little Johnny drew a fly on the class grade book.
The teacher noticed the fly sitting on the grade book, so shesmacked it with a ruler.

But, the fly didn't fly away, so shesmacked the grade book once again. Again, the fly didn't flyaway.
This drove the teacher mad, so she started to pound the
grade book with the ruler and, as a result, the grade book
quickly amounted to nothing more than a bunch of torn sheets
of paper.

With the class laughing, the embarrassed teacher realized
what had happened.
That afternoon, the teacher called Little Johnny's father to
school.

"You see what your son did to our class grade book?"she said.

"That's nothing," remarked Little Johnny's father. "Last week,
he drew a naked woman on the fence in our yard and I've
been pulling splinters out of my dick ever since!"



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i want Justice ...

dis wat i intend to do to dat Justine's face ....

my son is a better catlik .....

Anonymous said...
Religious Superiority

Four Catholic women were having coffee together,
discussing how great their children were.
The first woman tells her friends, "My son is a priest.
When he walks into the sermon hall, all the women call him "Father."

The second Catholic woman chirps, "Well, my son is a Bishop.
Whenever he walks into the sermon hall, all the women address him as, 'Your Grace'.

"The third Catholic woman says smugly, "Well, not to belittle you, but my son is a cardinal.
Whenever he walks into the sermon hall, women address him 'YourEminence'.

"Then all three women started staring at the fourth woman and under pressure of looks the fourth one goes,
"My son is a gorgeous, tall, muscular, well built, handsome stripper.

Whenever he comes to sermon hall all the women go, "My God....!"

12:34 AM

a guy has just lost his job
his wife has eloped wid his chauffeur
and the bastard took his merc too


dis is definitely not the time to send him dis
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if u guys cant read the fine font
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the University goofed dis belongs to Devile

i gott dis from Lady Sappho

and dis song goes out to Minnie ..

"Spanish Guitar"


A smoky room, a small cafe
They come to hear you play
And drink and dance the night away
I sit out in the crowd
And close my eyes
Dream you're mine
But you don't know

You don't even know that I am there
I wish that I was in your arms

Like that Spanish guitar
And you would play me through the night

'Till the dawnI wish you'd hold me in your arms
Like that Spanish guitar

All night long, all night long
I'd be your song, I'd be your song

Steal my heart with every note you play
I pray you'll look my way

And hold me to your heart someday
I long to be the one that you caress with tenderness

And you don't know
You don't even know that I exist I wish that I was in your arms

Like that Spanish guitar
And you would play me through the night
'Till the dawn

I wish you'd hold me in your arms
Like that Spanish guitar

All night long, all night long
I'd be your song, I'd be your song

Te sientas entre la genteCierras tu ojosY suenas que soy tuyoPero yo no siquiera se que estas ahiMe gustaria tenerte entre mis brazos amor

I sit out in the crowd
And close my eyes

Dream you're mine
And you don't know

You don't even know that I exist
I wish that I was in your arms

Like that Spanish guitar
And you would play me through the night

'Till the dawn
I wish you'd hold me in your arms

Like that Spanish guitar
All night long, all night long
I'd be your song, I'd be your song


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