Sunday, May 07, 2006

life today

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when..>>>>>>1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.>>>>>>2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.>>>>>>3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.>>>>>>4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.>>>>>>5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that>>>they don't have e-mail addresses.>>>>>>6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if>>>anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.>>>>>>7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the>>>screen.>>>>>>8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the>>>first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and>>>you turn around to go and get it.>>>>>>>>>10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.>>>>>>11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :)>>>>>>12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.>>>>>>13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this>>>message.>>>>>>14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.>>>>>>15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this>>>list.>>>>>>AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself...>>>